“In high school, I accidentally camped in a bear sanctuary while skipping school. We hated it and ended up at the beach at this millionaires mansion”

“This is embarrassing but I realized I was allergic to kiwis over the pandemic. I was eating a thinly sliced kiwi while watching tv on my oversized bean bag. I always cut them thin so they don't make my mouth numb. As I am eating this kiwi, I had an epiphany: kiwis probably shouldn't do that. Turns out they don't.”

“I am a sucker for a good podcast, I probably have an addiction but it's fine. We are at like 5 or 6 a week at this point.”

“I am a total latin dork. I was was proconsul of latin club in high school if that tells you anything.”

My coolest story

“I once knocked a guy out at a coffee shop after he stole my keys. Also he was pulling a knife. Definitely the coolest moment of my life to date.”